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[vrdantwind]

"Hey, this is Claude! Pretty sure I'm doing this correctly. You can leave me a message here, and I'll get to it as soon as I can. Talk to you soon~."

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[vrdantwind]

It can't hurt. I'm sure it'll mean a lot, too, coming from you.

I like riding a lot myself, although I admit I tend to lean more towards wyverns than horses...at least when it comes to fighting. Just for pleasure, though, I like them about the same. I wouldn't mind getting a horse of my own if we can find any. But since you mentioned it, I guess I've never seen you ride...

You can't just make someone sleep, Felix. I mean, you can make them try to sleep, but if the exhaustion hasn't caught up with Sylvain yet by the time we shove him onto the sled, I thought Sleep Powder could be useful in sending him drifting off at our convenience.

[bestswordmaster]

maybe.
it's hard to figure out how to feel.
I ride when I have to.
but I'd rather not.
I meant I'll make him sleep when he's tired.
not when you feel like poisoning him.
your obsession with poison is off-putting.

[vrdantwind]

Poison? Me? I don't know how you could make such a baseless insinuation! Sleep Powder is a totally medicinal sleep aid. Something is only poisonous if the effects are harmful and unwanted!

[bestswordmaster]

please.
like we didn't all know at the academy that you sent yourself to the infirmary at LEAST once with some stupid poison you were trying to make.
if sylvain asks for help sleeping that's one thing.
if not then congratulations
your sleep powder has become a poison.

[vrdantwind]

I wasn't actually trying to convince you with those denials, you know. I'm aware of my reputation.

That said, to be fair, have I ever actually poisoned someone that you can remember? Besides myself? I'm not saying I'd be above doing that in certain cases, but I'd never actually poison someone for any reason that wasn't genuinely important. Things like poisoning an enemy army so they couldn't fight to avoid bloodshed. And when it comes to friends, I'd never poison them at all if it wasn't explicitly for their own good in some way...like making someone sleep who was borderline sick with sleep deprivation. I don't just go around poisoning friends casually!

And in a case like Sylvain's, there's no reason I couldn't just ask him if he'd let me put him to sleep. I mean, sleep's not a bad thing, and if he'd already agreed to try to sleep on your behalf, what reason would he have to refuse?

[bestswordmaster]

I don't know if you have or not.
but I believe you.
just don't point your sleep powder at me and we'll be fine.
hey.
you know about plants right?
I caught a bird pokemon that can change its form when it eats different kinds of nectar.
the flowers for the form it's in now grow around here.
I want to collect some to take with me.
but I don't know the first thing about plants.

[vrdantwind]

Hah! My botanical knowledge coming in handy! Sure, I can help you collect some. How much do you need? Because flowers don't exactly give a high yield unless you've got some pretty significant amounts of them...and I don't know how much it takes to transform your pokémon with them. Or how much you want to save up.

[bestswordmaster]

[Felix just sends Claude everything the pokedex says about Oricorio.]

there.
I want enough to last a while but I don't even know where to find the others yet.
enough to be prepared when I do.
show me how to recognize the flowers and how to get the nectar out at least.

[vrdantwind]

You'd better hurry up the shopping with Sylvain, then. We'll need a bit to collect the flowers, not to mention finding the equipment to process them...I'm sure someone around here has it, you can't be the only one who wants to keep samples of the nectar on him, but I don't know where. And then we have to do the actual processing. And we're supposed to leave town at some point today...

[bestswordmaster]

I already told sylvain to hurry up.
we got
distracted.
a few times.
shut up.
he says he has one more stop to make.
then I have to pick up dimitri's gift.
then I'll meet you at the inn.
maybe the woman at the pokecenter who's disturbingly similar to the one in cherrygrove knows more about the nectar.

[vrdantwind]

I didn't even say anything, but I guess if you're already imagining what I could say, maybe I don't even need to. It's like my teasing is doing itself!

And yeah, they're pretty much identical, aren't they? Not sure how that works. But asking definitely can't hurt.

I'll be training my team while you're out smooching Sylvain, so whenever you're back, I'm sure you'll be able to find me.

[bestswordmaster]

you're insufferable.
they have the same name too.
I'll let you do the asking.
then you can tell me.
as long as it takes less than ten minutes.
ugh I knew I was justified in telling you to shut up preemptively.

[vrdantwind]

Wait, why am I doing the inquiries? It's your question. And you're already out.

And you want this process to take less than ten minutes? You...really know nothing about extracting things from plants at all, huh. It'll take as long as it takes and you'll deal with it.

[bestswordmaster]

not that.
you telling me the answer.
because if I don't give you a time limit
you'll talk forever.
and you're asking because you actually like talking to people.
but also you know what to ask.
and if I take sylvain in there he'll probably flirt with that woman.

[vrdantwind]

Oh, okay. I was gonna say!...or did say, I guess.

That said, I wasn't really going to bother explaining the process to you. I don't imagine you're going to learn how to do it for yourself, right? You're just going to outsource your nectar harvesting to me. So I could instruct you, but it wouldn't really have any point.

You know, not to be so gauche as to charge a friend for my help, but...apparently there are gifts that need to be bought for the coming holiday, and I could use a bit of help in the funds department...you know. If you wanted to show me your gratitude for my help, and your appreciation for my special expertise.

On the one hand, Felix, I get your concern. But on the other hand, I have a sneaking suspicion that either Sylvain is not nearly stupid enough to flirt with someone else while he's with you, that he won't even have eyes for anyone else while he's with you, or both.

Either way, I'm not asking. You can do that part yourself. You'll never get good at socializing with people if you duck all your opportunities, you know!

[bestswordmaster]

even better.
I'll watch though.
I need to be able to recognize the flowers at least.
I don't have any money either.
sylvain insisted on giving me his for the gifts.
would a new pokemon suffice?
claude he flirted with ingrid's grandmother when we were children.
he never cared about flirting with people in front of me before.
I don't know why that would change.
and I don't want to get good at socializing.
that's the whole point of not doing it.
so I don't have to.

[vrdantwind]

Well, I wasn't going to not let you observe. I just don't see the point in going over the details exhaustively with you! Which was what you were complaining about, right? That I'd talk your ear off with them.

I mean, I've got nothing against new pokémon! I'm actually curious what you've got to give me. Or are going to get, whichever.

First of all, a kid flirting with a grandma sounds more like class clown behavior than a child actually thinking he's going to get lucky with an elderly woman. Or a child even genuinely wanting to get lucky with an elderly woman. So I'm not really considering that as admissible evidence that he's going to flirt in front of you. Especially since, you know...that was decades ago, probably? And things are very different between you and Sylvain, as of today, than they've ever been before? Things you took for granted up until now might no longer be true.

Second of all - well, what I just said. Things between you and Sylvain are different now. Whether or not he needs or wants to flirt in front of you might've changed.

Also, if he does flirt with someone else in front of you, unless it is VERY OBVIOUSLY a joke or he knows it won't bother you, I will absolutely hit him with a chair.

[bestswordmaster]

I have faith that you'll talk my ear off about something else instead.
you'll get your new pokemon on the road then.
I know for a fact that you of all people do not need evidence of sylvain's insatiable behavior.
things are different but
he's terrible at breaking habits.
make sure it's a sturdy chair.
for his hard head.
anyway I'll see you back at the inn.

[bestswordmaster]

[It's late in the afternoon on the second day of their journey along Route 32, after a break for lunch during which Felix ate quickly and then vanished for a little while to hunt Pokemon, that he comes up alongside Claude on the trail and holds out a pokeball toward him with no preamble.]

Here.

[vrdantwind]

[Claude pauses, bemused at the sudden presentation.] Did you just get this one? It didn't take you too long...

[Curious, he presses the button to release the pokémon inside. Just what did Felix get him, he wonders?]

[bestswordmaster]

[Felix shrugs.] I looked yesterday, too, but didn't see one. Today I did.

[When Claude opens the pokeball, out pops a little yellow Pokemon that looks like a seed, about a foot tall, with a small sprout growing from the top of its head.]

[vrdantwind]

Wait, you were looking for a specific one? [Claude is a touch surprised, and maybe a little flattered as well. He'd assumed Felix was just going to scoop up a random pokémon that Claude didn't already have, but to put enough thought into deciding on a pokémon for him and seeking it out...? He hadn't expected that.

The seed makes him laugh a little.] Oh, did you get this one for me because it's yellow and black? Reminds me of my old academy uniform. [And, reflexively, he lifts his Gear to scan his new acquisition for his Pokédex.

The mechanical voice drones to life.] "Sunkern, the Seed Pokémon. Sunkern try to move as little as they possibly can. They do so because they try to conserve all the nutrients they have stored in their bodies for their evolution. A Sunkern will not eat a thing, subsisting only on morning dew."

[Claude's eyebrows raise as he listens, and once the Pokédex finishes reading off its entry, he gives Felix a sidelong grin.] A Sunkern, huh...?

[He doesn't make any direct accusations. He doesn't have to.]

[bestswordmaster]

[Felix knew, of course, that Claude would get it immediately. He thought he’d prepared sufficiently for it, figuring Claude would laugh or make fun of him or something. Instead what he gets is this...conspiratorial grin, like it’s a secret they’re sharing...which, he supposes, it kind of is? Even though it’s not like they agreed on it or anything.

And, Goddess help him, he’s starting to really like it when Claude grins like that. It means he’s about to be insufferable, but hell if he won’t look good while he’s at it. ...ugh.]

Yes. ...don’t look at me like that. I just...wanted there to be a legitimate reason for that stupid nickname, that’s all. Now there is one.

[Come on, Felix, you know you can’t fool Claude.]

[vrdantwind]

You know this doesn't somehow retroactively justify the nickname, right? It just plays into the theme. [Claude winks at him.] But who am I kidding? Of course you know that. I'm touched.

[He extends a hand to the Sunkern, who settles into his palm quite contentedly.] In the meantime, I guess I have to come up with a name for this little guy - [The Sunkern makes a small sound of disapproval, and Claude corrects himself without batting an eye.] - girl.

I'm thinking...Fen. [He smiles at Felix.] A name that starts with F, in honor of the person who gave her to me.

[bestswordmaster]

Hmph. [Which is, apparently, Felix-speak for approval, since he gives Claude a slight smile in return. He doesn't find it necessary to mention that it will evolve into a flower, which...may or may not be (is) related to the time they spent together collecting the nectar. Because Claude said he...liked spending time with him and wanted to do more of it.

...Felix blames Sylvain for turning him into a sap. Disgusting.

But it is pretty satisfying to see that Claude likes it enough to name it in honor of him.]