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[vrdantwind]

"Hey, this is Claude! Pretty sure I'm doing this correctly. You can leave me a message here, and I'll get to it as soon as I can. Talk to you soon~."

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[rollstoseduce]

I'm a lover of sweet delicacies myself, but I do not think I could live on cake! Variety is indeed the spice of life. And these chocolates have plenty of it! What do you think a "sriracha chocolate bar" is like? Here is another one that says "ramen noodle bar"! I don't understand what half of these labels are trying to tell me.

[vrdantwind]

Hmm...I mean, I feel like it should be our duty to sample these things. Not so much out of a love of chocolate, but a love of culture! Exploring all kinds of new cuisines and expanding our horizons in the process~

But sadly, experimentation has to take a back seat to practicality. I don't have the coffers of a noble here, and I've been feeling the pinch. And I'm sure you're not made of money yourself. So I guess we can't just sample everything we're curious about, as tempting as it is...

[rollstoseduce]

Experimenting and trying new things is my bread and butter, but you're correct, my dear new friend! I sadly don't have the coin to try them all just yet. How about we each choose one? I shall go for mint, because that's a name I recognize, so my curiosity has been piqued! What could come out from the combination of a pair of such opposite flavors~? Tell me your choice and I shall report the results of this experiment later!

[vrdantwind]

Well, I'll go for that sriracha one, because it's a name I don't recognize. When the stakes are this low, why not make the blindest gamble possible, right? Although I guess if you're eating both, the consequences are on you...hopefully it's a good one, though.

1/2

[rollstoseduce]

Sriracha shall be then~! I'll report the results of this experiment in a moment.

2/2

[rollstoseduce]

[Fifteen minutes later...]

I hate you.

[vrdantwind]

[Okay, Claude shouldn't, but he can't help laughing a bit at that contextless response.]

I take it my choice wasn't good, huh?

[rollstoseduce]

This little piece of hell is spicier than peppers themselves!

[vrdantwind]

Spicy? Spicy chocolate? Interesting. I wish I'd been there to try it myself; I actually love spice.

I guess it was an appropriate choice...for me, that is. As something for me to eat, and not you. Sorry! But it's not like I had any idea! Sriracha's not a spice I've ever heard of...

[Which is because it's a spice blend, not a spice in itself, but Claude will learn that later.]

[rollstoseduce]

I am not *against* spice, but this is too much for me. I'd say I could save it for you, but it's already been opened and bitten, and I don't know when we'll get to meet. Bollocks, I hate throwing food away.

I must say, however - impressive on your part to find your beloved spice even in a picture.